If you haven't been to the newly remodeled Brooksider, you need to go and check it out. There are a few tiny places on the wall that don't have TVs but every other inch of the bar is covered in them, the bar has been redone, the stage has been moved, the walls knocked out, and the kitchen walled off so we can't see our good friends serving up the killer food The Brooksider serves. Just like there is more than one way to cut the cheese, there is more than one way to design an incredible bar. The Brooksider's new focus is on low-dose RF poisoning from televisions as there are more TVs in there than angry women at a Rosie O'Donnell charity testicle stomping contest.

Instead of wrecking Thanksgiving this year by playing the night before it and then having to listen to people ask me why I ruined their Thanksgiving (since they used bar vomit the next day for turkey stuffing), we decided to play the Saturday after Thanksgiving to give you enough time to plan your meal, eat it, enjoy it, clean it up, burp for memories, do the whole food coma thing, and poop it out long before Saturday. Then we can't be blamed for messing up any part of the meal or the experience...unless you save it in a bag like Borat did and bring it to the show, light it on fire, and make someone fall for the flaming poop bag prank...so predictable.

After the last wipe, set your sites for The Brooksider as we are playing November 27th from 10pm to 2am if you can make it. The Brooksider is one of the best places in Kansas City to either be standing or sitting with a tasty beverage in your hand, on the table in front of you, or tipped up against your lips when your head is tilted back showing off your Adam's apple if you are a man (or Rosie O'Donnell), and just showing off if you are a woman. Please come rock out with us, bring some kind of Thanksgiving souvenir, and get ready to break the shake weight as the stage will be ready for those who wish to be in shape.

I am not a turkey but I play one on stage. Happy Thanksgiving. See you 11.27.2010 at 10pm if you can make it.

Jim The Motionless Rocker

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