Hello! Okay...I have had it with celebrity deaths. This needs to stop for a while and I have talked with the folks at TMZ.com to give the world a frickin' break. Some things are out of our control but while YOU are still breathing you have a choice...you can choose to sit and watch the world pass you by on a Saturday night, or get off your buttocks, celebrate life, and join us for a cocktail July 18th 2009 at The Brooksider. Michael Jackson, David Carradine, Steve McNair, Billie Mays, Ed McMahon, and Farrah Fawcett won't be there. But we will be resurrecting 80's music just like JC demonstrated resurrection in the milleniallistically correct 4-digit year of 0033. People probably won't still be talking about Perpetual Change 2000 years from now but you have to shoot for something...and it worked for Bill S. Preston and Ted "Theodore" Logan right?
The last show at Coach's was a blast. Thank you to all who came out and endured my dancing. I had a rough bout with Jaeger-bombs and various shots that made me play and behave in an unusual way. The band stopped about 12:45am but I think I was still playing at 2:30am. Nobody told me it was over and I woke up on Coach's patio the next morning at 6am in my underwear with pink bunny ears on my head, a dog collar around my neck, a halter top protecting my newly tattooed nipples, a toilet seat cover for a life jacket (Ensley), sitting in a plastic kiddie pool of beer-water with a homeless guy named Fred who kept asking me for a smoke in between his cuddling and singing of 'Jimmy Cracked Corn'. It was a crazy night. The back of the cop car was nice though and the only reason I tell you the story is because my parole officer is coming to The Brooksider on July 18th at 10pm to see if I do it again.
Life is short. Death sucks. Regrets are no good so get your life right, love your parents, family, wife, kids, apologize for being an azz...and once all that is done, get out to The Brooksider and have as much fun as you can with Perpetual Change before you pass-on and hover next to the 70's poster version of Farrah Fawcett in the front row of the Vatican sponsored 14,000 seat 'Heavenly Arena', with your halo-lighter lit, eating your nachos & cheese fries, laughing a bit and drinking a beer as Ed McMahon introduces Michael Jackson before he starts his opening night of the "I was acquitted so I'm in Heaven" run-on-sentence tour. I know...Chuck Norris isn't dead because death is afraid of Chuck Norris...
Okay enough of that. Did I mention we are playing Saturday night July 18th, 2009 10pm at The Brooksider?
Hug'em if you got'em. Jim
Jim Parker The Motionless Rocker "Swaying is good, movement is scary."