Christmas and New Year Eve!

No...Christmas and New Year's Eve are not on the same day this year, we are just giving you two opportunities to get out of the house, grab a brewski, and see people you haven't seen in a while...the guys in Perpetual Change!

We are playing at The Brooksider the day after Christmas and Coach's on 148th and Metcalf for a New Year's Eve blowout!

Now that Tiger Woods has totally ruined my Christmas since I can't hear the words "Ho, Ho, Ho" and not think of Tiger Wood's 'girls', I am looking forward to getting up on stage, hiding behind the speakers, and strumming the geetar. At least I won't be thinking of Tiger...heck even Wilt Chamberlin and Gene Simmons of KISS think Tiger has a set bigger than Godzilla to mack-onda-hos the way that he did. Why am I the only comedian in the country (okay I'm not) to be waiting for the movie-istically talented to have fun with his "I am Tiger Woods" commercial that ran years ago but instead of all the kids saying "I am Tiger Woods" we need still shots of his hose-beasts saying "I slept with Tiger Woods"..."No! I slept with Tiger Woods!"..."No you dint ho, I slept with Tiger Woods and I have the dirty text messages to prove it!" You know...that kind of commercial. Any press is good press right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAnlcW_ILyw it starts about 12 seconds into the clip. I digress...oh wait...not done yet...

George Brett thought he had it "poopie" until Tiger's deal. George B. is feeling relatively great now versus Tiger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6403VV2oyu0 I still can't figure out if this is about George or my buddy Mike Koontz...hmmmm.

Heck, even Billie Dee Williams is cashing in on Tiger's deal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgiCX_y1BW8 Can you get enough?

So after Santa eats the cookies, drinks the milk and leaves the gravy, you will be worn out...and that is okay...just rest, sleep, recover and get ready to go out and party either the day after Christmas at The Brooksider or on New Year's Eve at Coach's on 148th and Metcalf.

The New Year's Eve show at Coach's is going to be an OPEN BAR all night, have a 5-Star buffet, us playing, party favors, champagne toast, and donuts at midnight. After you are all snockered up, Coach's is offering free cab rides home for the intoxicated who should not be driving. The NYE tickets are $79 but you would spend that on a round of shots (okay a big round) anywhere else. Coach's will truly be the best value in town...according to the New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, TMZ, The Huffington Post, GreenPeace, PETA, and the entire country of Krakozia. Ahhyeah!

Once again we will have the pole out this year at The Brooksider for airing of grievances, and feats of strength for those celebrating Festivus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS7-jcsB_WQ

Stay Golden Pony-Boy and I hope we'll see you toward the end of December.

-Jim The Motionless Rocker