Saturday night January 24th at the 148th and Metcalf Coach's was amazing. For those of you inside, you turned the place upside down and it was an incredibly memorable night...thank you. Whoever left the thong panties with the words "Australian Kiss" on them can pick them up at the hostess stand. Devers...do you know about this?
And for the folks who were not allowed in due to the capacity crowd, we would like to apologize for the inconvenience of coming all the way to the show and not being able to get in. Please understand this was driven strictly by the capacity limits outlined by the fire department. If it were up to the owner it would be one big party. He felt terrible.
On a serious note, whoever took the bowling ball (and one of the bowling pins off the wall), if you could get those items back to Coach's, their bowling league starts next week.*****
And finally, we will be finalizing when we will play at Coach's again soon. I'll update the website and send out an email to the email list. If you are reading this and are not on the email list, please sign up on the email list on our website.
Thank you for your support,
Jim
*****NOTE: Coach's had a frantic patron with a Swingline stapler wearing his numbered team shirt, newly sprayed bowling shoes, button-popping-beer-gut, expandable polyester pants with matching hail-mary comb-over (worse than Bill Murray's in King Pin), looking to pick up the bowling ball Sunday. Whoever took it, please get it back before he freaks out, eats a whole case of beer nuts, slaps somebody with an entire skinless chicken, and starts looking for random Mormons to join his bowling team (anybody see KingPin or doodie in a urinal?). I have no problem with you people being slapped with a skinless chicken...its the Salmonella I am worried about. And...I have nothing against Mormons...I sat in their church and followed along for years until I realized they were spelling it with an extra "m" and figured out why I never belonged.