See this? What? No? You can’t see it? Okay how about this? Watt? You mean you can’t see it either? I know it is tough to see things when we are on radio like this but the bottom line of this charity is giving the gift of opportunity to the people who need it by providing them with light.
What if I told you that in order to see after the sun goes down you had to spend most of your disposable income on kerosene and doctor bills for your burned skin? Long story short; it would suck.
Close your eyes for a second. Now imagine…Hey! I said CLOSE YOUR EYES! Okay…now imagine it is dark and you are trying to work…or really do anything that gets you up and out of poverty…and you realize you can’t do it because you can’t see anything. Now turn on your light and open your eyes. See how much easier things are when you can see?
Just like when Andrew Dice Clay told us all a story about someone he knew who said, “I don’t want that stuff to come out!” nobody who has spilled kerosene in their house or lit themselves or their dwelling on fire, does either.
Help us, help people around the world whose lives will be Perpetually Changed by providing them with a gift to get them out of poverty.
When you attend this party/fundraiser you have a chance to do two things. 1. Party. I am told tasty beverages will be included with the price of your ticket. There is no formula for what happens after an entire theater drinks so use your imagination. 2. Rock out to live music. You will do so just like The Scorpions talk about when they sing “Rock you like a hurricane!” only on steroids with the fire of a raging hemorrhoid under your feet…or the energy of an infidelitous man jumping out the window of a married woman’s house as her husband bursts through the door spraying bullets his direction…now THAT is a lot of energy to rock out with yes?
I expect you’ll burn the soles off your shoes as you wear off the finish of the dance floor and visit the first aid station often for blister popping, Bunyan dressing, and Polo scented foot powder. We are looking for the best on the dance floor and we have the support people to handle all of you.
So be bold, bring your wallets (no rings poking through the leather please), and get ready to feel good as you help people who need it…and can never repay the favor…get what they need…the gift of sight…the gift of light…the gift of getting out of poverty.
This charity rocks!!!!!!
WATTS AND AMPS 2016
The Madrid Theatre
3810 Main St
Kansas City, MO 64111
7:00 pm-1:00 am
Buy tickets here https://support.wattsoflove.org/kansas-city/events/watts-amps-2016/e88388
Perpetual Change, One of America’s Cover Bands, is playing May 14th at Local Tap in Overland Parker, KS from 10pm to 1am. If you can muster, then muster…on down and order a cocktail/beer/wine-cooler and some pizza; then make your dancing shoes smoke from the friction generated from your swaying hips and grinding surprises.
12 Times a Taco? The Overbearing Mother of a Slug? Adventures Swinging from God’s Uvula? Sexy Sheep and the Men Who Love Them? Once you have read all of these books, you’ll be ready for a night with Perpetual Change; so come well educated and ready to spring up like a rabid baby hedgehog eating baking soda, drinking vinegar, and watching kitty bully-fight videos. Don’t tell me that this is an envelope! It is a mission!
So we’ll see you Saturday night May 14th at Local Tap! It will be a powerful night so I say (in a soft butterfly whisper) there are going to be some bodies hit the floor. Sweet!
Perpetual Change is kicking off 2016 February 20th at Local Tap in Overland Parker, KS from 10pm to 1am. It is Andrew Dice Clay impersonation night so please wear leather, sunglasses, bring your pack’a'smokes, along with your favorite nursery rhyme book. It is a two insult minimum and only chain smoking is allowed in the bathroom so don’t forget your inhaler and a pack of menthol flavored Cheez Whiz for all the crackers you bring to the gig.
But seriously folks, we appreciate all of your support and appreciate every person who comes to our shows, has a good time, dances a bit, smacks the tambourine around, and falls down without getting hurt. Speaking of that it is ‘Mandatory Underwear Night’ as well. Ain’t nobody got time for fall down cilia crack moments.
We look forward to hanging out in 2016. Please remember to comb your hair before each show.
See you on the 20th!
It’s the last show of the year for Perpetual Change, One of America’s Cover Bands, and the excitement is building up like the pressure in a high-schooler’s zit just before it bursts and soils the mirror on prom night. We are looking forward to playing and it is going to be one big historic night…and…the evening will be full of surprises.
Aside from the band’s cover tunes entering your ear canal at a reasonable volume, Stephen Bayer, a Kansas City legend, is going to announce the band and be the emcee for the night. Stephen announces all of the Shamrock MMA fights and only has the ability to speak at the top of his lungs with really long, animated, words that age you from their intensity if you get too close. I didn’t have to shave for a week the last time I was within 12 inches of one of his intros…and he has been kicked out of 12 confessionals this month alone for inappropriate volume…and confessions. He is Rocky, Rambo, and Robert De Niro, all rolled up into one machine…pure awesomeness!
So put on your rally hats, take a break from Christmas shopping, stop scratching yourself, get off the couch, and come make some memories with us on the 12th. You were born for nights like this. See you on December 12th at Local Tap in Overland Parker, KS!
Come join us on August 28th from 10pm to 1am as we prepare to rattle the hardware inside the garage door stage at The Well in Waldo. We will be spewing music from our souls into your brains and expect to see a little come out of your ears if we are doing it right. Drinks will be overflowing like a toilet in the bathroom of a 747 during happy hour in the middle of a 9 hour delay on a hot tarmac so you don’t want to miss this night!
What better way to do back to school than by getting out and letting off some steam? If the imprint of your couch looks like your azz due to lack of living, then you need to get out and live! We are providing you with the way to do that on August 28th. Sweet!
The Well is in Waldo a few doors down from Waldo Pizza…they don’t like corporate pizza so don’t look’em in the eye…just keep walking down to The Well and everything will be okay.
In honor of this back to school night celebration, Mr. Garvey will be taking roll so be present or get ready to go to war! Ay Ay Ron!!!
See you on the 28th!